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So, I was at the snowboarding mountain resort place thing
And, have you seen the little pole thing (no pervertedness intended) that you put between your legs and it like drags you up the small, but long (again no pervertedness intended) hill so that you can snowboard down it?
You pretty much just stand on your snowboard, you put the pole between your legs and the manager person presses this button and the pole starts to slide up this rail, draggin you with it, in which you are supposed to stay on your board all the way up, but no I did no such thing.
It was my turn up and i was all fine, and the first time, i grabbed the pole and the man accidentally sat on the button so the pole went flying up and it pulled me without me having a good grip on it and I fell forward flat on my face. So, I stand back up and the guy just keeps saying 'sorry' in french, I think, and helps me grab the next pole and put it between my legs, then (perverted part) I swear I felt him grab my butt for a second, but he claimed the pole wasnt in the right place so I let it slide.
So I have the pole, and he presses the button, and I go sliding up, he's walkin beside me holding onto my shoulders, nothing special, me sliding, trying to keep my balance on the board, so right when he lets go, my board starts to slip and i try to regain my balance back. Im seriously holding onto the bar with both hands now, holding on shit tight. Then the board decides to flip out on me and (Ooo wow, lucky for me) its strapped to my foot, so I go falling down, and im holding onto that pole for like dear life, gettin dragged up the hill like a doll, with my board slowly laggin behind me.
I finally get up the hill, my face flushed up like crazy, and I'm literally sweating in all that gear I was wearing, and the heavy ass boots were killing me. So, I get my other foot strapped onto the snowboard, and I start sliding down the hill flawlessly, and I'm just like "Woooo!" down the hill. Then I start to get faster, and faster, and fuckin faster, curving all over the place. I forgot to put my goggles down like an idiot and so I couldnt see where i was goin for half a sec, so I try to slow down (I don't know how to stop yet, so I crouched down using my hands, bad mistake), and failed, and went literally flipping, and land flat on my ass halfway down the giant hill. So I felt good that I didn't hit anybody. Spoke to soon. I go down again, and this time, I try to do that curve shit and turned my board sideways to try to stop, again a bad mistake. I let the side of the board bend forward, and I went flipping, again, and this time, I landed on a complete stranger. Didn't speak english, probably about age 18-21, skinny, not someone I would date even if he spoke my language, and it was the most awkwardest position I have ever been in in my life. If you want to guess it, go for it, I will nod or shake my head, but I cannot speak it -_- It was that bad. I think there is a certain number for it e.e So I stand up, and walk away awkwardly, not even looking back, but oh wait, I have a snowboard on my foot, and I end up slipping and falling flat on my butt again. Fun fun day for Dream. Yesterday -_-
Im going to go snowboarding again tomorrow yay! I couldnt go today cus I was too busy with exploring Paris. Btw I got to sing with a trio
I didnt know french singers knew La Cucharacha , or Bad Boys.
And, have you seen the little pole thing (no pervertedness intended) that you put between your legs and it like drags you up the small, but long (again no pervertedness intended) hill so that you can snowboard down it?
You pretty much just stand on your snowboard, you put the pole between your legs and the manager person presses this button and the pole starts to slide up this rail, draggin you with it, in which you are supposed to stay on your board all the way up, but no I did no such thing.
It was my turn up and i was all fine, and the first time, i grabbed the pole and the man accidentally sat on the button so the pole went flying up and it pulled me without me having a good grip on it and I fell forward flat on my face. So, I stand back up and the guy just keeps saying 'sorry' in french, I think, and helps me grab the next pole and put it between my legs, then (perverted part) I swear I felt him grab my butt for a second, but he claimed the pole wasnt in the right place so I let it slide.
So I have the pole, and he presses the button, and I go sliding up, he's walkin beside me holding onto my shoulders, nothing special, me sliding, trying to keep my balance on the board, so right when he lets go, my board starts to slip and i try to regain my balance back. Im seriously holding onto the bar with both hands now, holding on shit tight. Then the board decides to flip out on me and (Ooo wow, lucky for me) its strapped to my foot, so I go falling down, and im holding onto that pole for like dear life, gettin dragged up the hill like a doll, with my board slowly laggin behind me.
I finally get up the hill, my face flushed up like crazy, and I'm literally sweating in all that gear I was wearing, and the heavy ass boots were killing me. So, I get my other foot strapped onto the snowboard, and I start sliding down the hill flawlessly, and I'm just like "Woooo!" down the hill. Then I start to get faster, and faster, and fuckin faster, curving all over the place. I forgot to put my goggles down like an idiot and so I couldnt see where i was goin for half a sec, so I try to slow down (I don't know how to stop yet, so I crouched down using my hands, bad mistake), and failed, and went literally flipping, and land flat on my ass halfway down the giant hill. So I felt good that I didn't hit anybody. Spoke to soon. I go down again, and this time, I try to do that curve shit and turned my board sideways to try to stop, again a bad mistake. I let the side of the board bend forward, and I went flipping, again, and this time, I landed on a complete stranger. Didn't speak english, probably about age 18-21, skinny, not someone I would date even if he spoke my language, and it was the most awkwardest position I have ever been in in my life. If you want to guess it, go for it, I will nod or shake my head, but I cannot speak it -_- It was that bad. I think there is a certain number for it e.e So I stand up, and walk away awkwardly, not even looking back, but oh wait, I have a snowboard on my foot, and I end up slipping and falling flat on my butt again. Fun fun day for Dream. Yesterday -_-
Im going to go snowboarding again tomorrow yay! I couldnt go today cus I was too busy with exploring Paris. Btw I got to sing with a trio
I didnt know french singers knew La Cucharacha , or Bad Boys.
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