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This guy I know, they found his body in the water. [blame james for being a bad influence on me]
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Holy Fucking Shit.
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I'm sorry 
Was he a friend of yours?
And was he dead, or was he taking a nap while swimming?
Was he a friend of yours?
And was he dead, or was he taking a nap while swimming?
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I did not know him REALLY well but he is the second person I know from Florida that died. And yes he was taking a nap while swimming.
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Okay.
That's good, but still sad
Sarcastic? >.>
Trust me, its possible to sleep while swimming
I know cus I did it, but luckily I was smart enough to sleep while i was floating on my back, not snorkling.
That's good, but still sad
Sarcastic? >.>
Trust me, its possible to sleep while swimming
I know cus I did it, but luckily I was smart enough to sleep while i was floating on my back, not snorkling.
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lawl ofcourse I was being sarcastic. But really i dont know anything just heard about it now. People are dropping and I am scared to move to Florida now 
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Think of it this way
If you go there, and drown in water...
I will track you down with hunting dogs, find your body, drag it [literally] out of the water, rape it, mutilate it, throw it back in, drag it out again, repeat the process, drag it to Georgia, dry you off, staple you to wall, have it on display, hug it everytime I leave for school, die one day, drag your corpse to death with me, repeat the process (I'm buddhist, reincarnation ftw), and keep it for all eternity. I am not a sadist, just don't die. >.>
So either you stay where you are, or you go there and be SAFE.
<3
Also goodnight. Going snowboardoing tomorrow and I don't want to be drowsy
Love you.
If you go there, and drown in water...
I will track you down with hunting dogs, find your body, drag it [literally] out of the water, rape it, mutilate it, throw it back in, drag it out again, repeat the process, drag it to Georgia, dry you off, staple you to wall, have it on display, hug it everytime I leave for school, die one day, drag your corpse to death with me, repeat the process (I'm buddhist, reincarnation ftw), and keep it for all eternity. I am not a sadist, just don't die. >.>
So either you stay where you are, or you go there and be SAFE.
<3
Also goodnight. Going snowboardoing tomorrow and I don't want to be drowsy
Love you.
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I am really scared. I got some things to think about now.....
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I read this. I wtf'd. I lol'd. But now... Ouch my brain hurts.
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Incine wrote:I read this. I wtf'd. I lol'd. But now... Ouch my brain hurts.
Stop being selfish and try to understand how I feel. Lol
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Seriously tho >.>
Don't move to Florida with a suicidal mentality
Don't move to Florida with a suicidal mentality
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i live in florida -__- and if they dont come back im gonna go crazy
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Hey I got this story that matches this kind of discussion.
This is a true story.
So a guy in Kentucky is paranoid of being sucked out of his home while he is sleeping
by a tornado and being thrown in a lake and drowning while he is sleeping. So for the
rest of his life he wears a life jacket when ever he sleeps. Well one day a tornado happens to pass by
his area and believe it or not picks him up while he is sleeping and throws him in a lake.
He was still wearing his life jacket, he survived this ordeal.
This is a true story.
So a guy in Kentucky is paranoid of being sucked out of his home while he is sleeping
by a tornado and being thrown in a lake and drowning while he is sleeping. So for the
rest of his life he wears a life jacket when ever he sleeps. Well one day a tornado happens to pass by
his area and believe it or not picks him up while he is sleeping and throws him in a lake.
He was still wearing his life jacket, he survived this ordeal.
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Kryptman wrote:Hey I got this story that matches this kind of discussion.
This is a true story.
So a guy in Kentucky is paranoid of being sucked out of his home while he is sleeping
by a tornado and being thrown in a lake and drowning while he is sleeping. So for the
rest of his life he wears a life jacket when ever he sleeps. Well one day a tornado happens to pass by
his area and believe it or not picks him up while he is sleeping and throws him in a lake.
He was still wearing his life jacket, he survived this ordeal.
I have a bit of a problem with this story -_-
1. So the man gets sucked out.... Kinda wondering, where did the house go? Did it get sucked up and thrown into the lake too?
2. If he was still sleeping, couldnt he have been leaning forward with his face under the water?
3. Instead of wearing a life jacket, why doesn't he just close the window?
4. His dad must have told him some scary bedtime stories (pun for the win)
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Dream wrote:
I have a bit of a problem with this story -_-
1. So the man gets sucked out.... Kinda wondering, where did the house go? Did it get sucked up and thrown into the lake too?
2. If he was still sleeping, couldnt he have been leaning forward with his face under the water?
3. Instead of wearing a life jacket, why doesn't he just close the window?
4. His dad must have told him some scary bedtime stories (pun for the win)
Its Kentucky, shit like that happens everyday.
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Kryptman wrote:Dream wrote:
I have a bit of a problem with this story -_-
1. So the man gets sucked out.... Kinda wondering, where did the house go? Did it get sucked up and thrown into the lake too?
2. If he was still sleeping, couldnt he have been leaning forward with his face under the water?
3. Instead of wearing a life jacket, why doesn't he just close the window?
4. His dad must have told him some scary bedtime stories (pun for the win)
Its Kentucky, shit like that happens everyday.
I love KFC.
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Chicken
On
A
STICK
On
A
STICK
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Both of you are weird. nough said. 
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I'm weird
But you love it ;D
If you don't i'll kill you
Jk.
But how did we do that....
Transferred the thread from a tragedy
parody/ KFC convo.
KFC - Kick fat cats
But you love it ;D
If you don't i'll kill you
Jk.
But how did we do that....
Transferred the thread from a tragedy
parody/ KFC convo.KFC - Kick fat cats
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Yeah how did this move on to fried chicken. 
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Dream wrote:I'm weird
But you love it ;D
If you don't i'll kill you
Jk.
But how did we do that....
Transferred the thread from a tragedy
KFC - Kick fat cats
yes maybe I love that you are weird. But I love you more.
And my cat is kinda fat so no kicking him.
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if they kick disney i'll kill them. nough said
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Disney is not fat. But she is a pain in my ASS!!!
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which one is fat?
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Itachi wrote:which one is fat?
Misty, he is alittle over weight but nothing like his brother, which my aunt owns. He is so fat his belly drags on the floor. When he runs he looks like he walks in slow mo.
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lol. i miss my cats now -.- fuck u for making me feel bad emotions